Musical errors that ought to exist...

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while helping someone with a GC-FID error today (flame not lighting on front detector, or something boring like that), I just couldn't get rid of a line of a song going round in my head: "Come on Baby Light My Fire...."

Wouldn't it be so much more fun if instruments gave their errors in musical form.

"I ain't got .. no.. Integration..."
:D good idea

How about

Losing it by Rush from the album Signals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scFykNMqaws

Malpractice - Deviation from the Flow album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaGbDLL ... cSk6Lwsaek

No pressure - Nina Zilli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n1XtyPE5Vw

Warrior - Not Ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y88kLAQKmYA

Not ready to be followed by
AJR - I'm Ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThI9yWUmOlk

To be followed by
Public Service Broadcasting - Go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIo6qwJarI awesome!

Well after all
Life's a gas - Joey Ramone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOhcHAqt3nk
Regards

Ralph

www.itsjustabox.com
Just some minor changes and these are my greates hits:

I can't get no -- peak detection
(Rolling stones)

Overpressure
(Queen)

I am tailing
(Rod Stewart)
For a Few Dollars More, Ennio Morricone
- why I can't retire yet

The Ecstasy of Gold, Ennio Morricone
- but we keep searching....

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Ennio Morricone
- must know about our HR and custom ("cussed 'em") software programs...

Good titrations, Beach Boys
- self explanatory

Under Pressure, Billy Joel
- self explanatory
Some good ones

Good Titrations and I am Tailing in particular make me smile

Ralph
Regards

Ralph

www.itsjustabox.com
Invocation to an FID igniter that will not work;

Come on baby light my fire

The Doors
Peter Apps
Mr. Probz - Drifting away (waves)
No "peaks" today

Yesterday - all my troubles seemed so far away...
Classic stuff.......

for us Aussie HPLC freaks;

John Farnham: Pressure down
Midnight Oil: Back on the baseline
Hunters and Collectors: When the eluent runs dry
Grinspoon: Chemical heart (is the column)
Divinyls: Pleasure AND pain
When someone injects the wrong solvent;
The needle and the damage done - Neil Young

MS ions are messed up;
O Fortunea! - Carl Orff

Almost out of helium:
Running on empty - Jackson Browne

When your liquid extactions are a pain;
I second that emulsion - The Miracles
MichaelVW wrote:
When someone injects the wrong solvent;
The needle and the damage done - Neil Young

MS ions are messed up;
O Fortunea! - Carl Orff

Almost out of helium:
Running on empty - Jackson Browne

When your liquid extactions are a pain;
I second that emulsion - The Miracles


Running on Empty would be good to have start playing when your Mobile Phase is just about empty!

Just like ringtones, instrument manufacturers should let us use custom audio files for our instrument errors.
The past is there to guide us into the future, not to dwell in.
"... your circuits dead, there's something wrong"

David Bowie RIP
Peter Apps
I just like a Homer Simpson "DOH!" for a generic attention sound. Actually, I want that in the operating system for the Critical Stop sound.

I may have to just do that for my own OS.
Just like I want my startup sound to be Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, but I'd have to provide my own subwoofers.
@ itspip and Steve

Wonderful!

Regards

Ralph
Regards

Ralph

www.itsjustabox.com
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